Peter Porno

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Recorded by: Cradle

THIS FUN NASTY TUNE WAS WRITTEN WITH OUR FRIENDS AND “MENTORS” “MOUNTAIN” IN MIND. THE TUNE IS A THROWBACK OF OUR FEMALE RESPONSE TO “PORN”. THE AUDIENCE WAS FOND OF SINGING ALONG TO THE PURPOSEFUL GIRLY “BOP SHOO BOP…” HARMONY OF THE CHORUSES AT COLLEGE CONCERTS.

Lyrics

I’M TELLING YOU BABY WHAT I’M GONNA DO
I’M GONNA WHIP THIS THING ALL OVER YOU
WELL I’M TIRED OF THIS LIFELONG GAME
HEY, LOOKOUT BOY, IT JUST AIN’T THE SAME

PETER PORNOGRAPHIC, FROM THE MOUNTAINSIDE

WELL YOU’RE SHOWIN ME THOSE PORNOGRAPHIC BOOKS ALL THE TIME
COME ON OVER HERE NOW AND I’LL SHOW YOU MINE
EXCITE ME BOY, MAKE MY INSIDES SPIN
WELL I’M A HORNY OLD BITCH, COME ON AND DO ME IN

WELL I DON’T LIKE A BOY WITH THOSE PACKS OF LIES
WELL I THINK IT’S TIME YOU ALL REALIZE
THAT WHEN EVERYTHING IS SAID AND DONE
I’D LIKE TO LAY YOU DOWN BOY, STRAP YOU ON